YO!!!, HUMANITY!!!

19 Jun

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I know it’s primitive, BUT IS IT OK FOR SOME OF YOU TO START READING AND ANSWERING YOUR EMAILS AGAIN???
I got my phone back — after three weeks — but I still have to put a Greek number into it.  Meanwhile, email is still the only way I can communicate.
I know people are busy.  But I only expect responses to serious emails that I write about important things — which I do, BUT NOBODY READS OR AT LEAST DOESN”T RESPOND TO ANYTHING ALMOST — especially you Yeni-Yunanlar: “A, τώρα το είδα!”
Τώρα; ΓΙΑΤΙ?!  WHY?  Your email is still on the same phone that you’re texting on or facebooking or tweeting on (Mr. President) or whatsapping or ubering on, no?  You won’t have to take your hocico offa the same pinche screen you’ve already got it stuffed into, don’t worry.  I promise you email will make you just as illiterate and burnt-out brain-cell laden as anything else you use your phone for.  Why miss the opportunity?
I understand email is going to the graveyard, with letter-writing or talking or READING — ANYTHING — but can you put up with me for a couple more days?
Then I’ll text you back and then we can happily go back to ignoring each other.
IN THE MEANTIME, to who this obviously concerns: apparently a very important package I was waiting for from New York has arrived.  CAN SOMEONE TELL ME WHERE IT IS, WHO HAS IT, and when, conveniently for you, I CAN COME GET IT?
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Thank you
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