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The Dictator

28 Apr

 

 

Sacha Baron Cohen continues to make an insulting and deeply unfunny jerk of himself.  As some of the recent posts about Greece would indicate, satire consists of identifying the absurd or even grotesque in a given phenomenon and presenting it in unexpected ways that heighten its absurdity, not just in reproducing that absurdity or — in Cohen’s scatalogical, borderline sociopath case — reproducing the grotesqueness.  And the grotesqueness of a truly tragic phenomenon on top of it, that cost tens of thousands their lives.

Ass…  Really, does anybody still think this guy is funny?

I bet you he’s genuinely, clinically diagnosable…like some kind of narcissistic disorder: grandiose exhibitionism, the pose of offensive public thick-skinnedness, the need to shame and humiliate others…

And what’s with the bhangra beat?

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Palestinian Christians Respond

28 Apr

Nice if they had gotten a few more interviews.  I also just don’t believe it’s completely true either; “there was no difference; we all lived so happy together” is one of the most pernicious and lying cliches of the region.  One of the sub-plots in Scandar Copti and Yaron Shani’s great 2009 Ajami is of a Palestinian Christian girl who is violently prohibited from marrying a Muslim boy (the two shown below — in a very funny scene — and at 0:36 of the trailer pretending not to know each other).  SEE this film and if you get your hands on the DVD make sure and watch the “Making of…” part.  It’s as good as the film itself.

Here’s the film’s website: http://www.kino.com/ajami/ and trailer:

It’s just not for Oren, in his perfect Jersey English, to weigh in on the issue.

 

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Greeks

28 Apr

This is also us at our absolute, perverse best.  This is when I love us.  What the biker screams at the mini-van driver is: “Fuck my Virgin, you had a red light!!  You had a red light!!  (‘Fuck my Virgin’  ‘Fuck my Christ’  ‘Fuck my Cross’ are vulgar, if pretty common, ways to say ‘goddamnit’ in Greek.  You can also say ‘Fuck your Virgin’ but then things can get ugly).

I love this guy!  He comes within an inch of his life but, a true Greek, his primary concern is making his argument, making his rhetorical point: “You had a red light!!”

And then the priceless walking away; not even angry, just irritated at the other guy’s impermeable stupidity.

“You had a red light!!”

It’s like a Jewish joke with violence…

 

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“…a craven and cringingly embarrassing pandering to the West’s classical image of what Greeks are supposed to be…”

27 Apr

The above is a quote from my April 22nd post: “Turkey in Europe”

Just to get a minor point out of the way first.  The sheer arrogance of this “Hellas” and “Hellene” campaign — that speakers of other languages should change a word in their vocabulary to suit our bloated fantasies — enrages me.  “Griego,” for example, is not a Greek word that you can change; it’s a Spanish word that Spanish-speakers use to refer to Greeks.  Are you going to make them change it, Katinaki?  You don’t hear Hungarians running around insisting the world call them Magyars, or Finns launching a campaign to have us all call them — do you even know? — Suomalaiset.  (Unfortunately, there are some annoying Turks who are trying to get everyone to say “Turkiye” instead of “Turkey,” with the lip-pursed umlaut on the ‘u’ and the the extra syllable at the end.)

The occasion for this post is this ridiculous personage below: Katerina Moutsatsou, who hasn’t just posted one video but is all over the web and is apparently a Greek actress, though she sounds and acts Greek-American to me:

Grrrrrrrr……  You didn’t invent the West, yavrum; the West invented you — ki akoma na to pareis habari — and in deep, profound ways your refusal to see that is fundamental to the current crisis.  Because once the West invented you, motivated by cultural and ideological desires of its own that had nothing to do with you, once it got you to internalize its image of you so that two hundred years later you’re still trying to squeeze cultural capital out of that internalized colonial identity — because this stupid “Hellene” campaign is just an expression of that pathology — the West proceeded to ignore you and still does.  But keep preaching that gospel and see how far you get.

Happily, she’s not being taken seriously by most.  Here’s a great riposte to Moutsatsou’s video, which in contrast to her inflated silliness, is the best of what a Greek can be: ironic, angry, smart, aware and funny.  This guy Spyros originally had a little cut of Moutsatsou in the beginning so viewers could get the reference, but the young miss made him remove it for — not kidding — copyright reasons, and he had to re-edit and repost it.  He says in Greek in his comments: “I reposted without the part where Mouts’ [Moutsatsou] is talking…” — “mouts” being suspiciously close to gay Greek slang for “annoying chick” — probably unintentional but you never know.  “Malakas,” for those who aren’t Mexican or haven’t otherwise worked in a New York diner kitchen, is a multi-toned word.  Originally meaning “masturbator” I guess, it now means “asshole” or “jerk” but among young men (and increasingly young women) it can be a totally innocuous interjection like “mate” or “buddy” or “dude.”  Spyros absolutely means it in the harder-core “asshole” sense.  I was especially moved by: “I don’t blame globalization; I blame immigrants.” (see my April 14th post: “Ain’t that America”)

And then there’s Manos, a talk show host who just goes on an all-out firebombing of Moutsatsou’ pretensions.  The one Greek phrase he uses and that I feel obligated to translate is when he says, “if I owe any money…it’s because “Hoi hwraioi echoun chree” (“Hot guys have debts…”) which is the refrain of a Greek pop song — a piece of crap as music but the refreshing heights of Greek impudence given the current situation — whose lyrics go: “Hot guys have debts…and they pay them with kisses…so tell me what I owe and we’ll settle accounts in my arms.”  Dedicated to Angela Merkel.

Any issue like this becomes an instant riot-fest of satire in Greece, something maybe we did invent, because give them a good story and it suddenly turns into a country of ten million very sharp-witted, merciless, gossipy housewives.  God help you if they find even the tiniest crack in your position or your posturing.  Miss Moutsatsou is going to get run out of the country soon; once Greeks are on to you, you’re finished.  As Cavafy wrote: “…κ’ οι Aλεξανδρινοί τον πάρουν στο ψιλό, ως είναι το συνήθειο τους, οι απαίσιοι.”

 

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Turkey and religious freedom: Wooing Christians — “We are ready to face the past, to make amends.”

23 Apr

From the Economist:

“IT IS well known that Kurdish tribes took part in the mass slaughter by the Ottomans of around 1m Armenians in 1915. “Collaborating Kurdish clerics pledged that anyone who killed an infidel would be rewarded in heaven with 700 mansions containing 700 rooms, and that in each of these rooms there would be 700 houris to give them pleasure,” says Mala Hadi, an Islamic sheikh in Diyarbakir.

The sheikh is among a handful of local leaders seeking reconciliation with the Kurdish region’s once thriving Christians. “We are ready to face the past, to make amends,” promises Abdullah Demirbas, mayor of Diyarbakir’s ancient Sur district. To atone, Mr Demirbas has been providing money and materials to restore Christian monuments in Sur. These include the sprawling Surp Giragos Armenian Orthodox church where, until recently, drug dealers plied their trade amid piles of rubbish. It is now squeaky clean and even boasts a new roof.”

Here’s a website with some beautiful pictures of the church: http://www.futurereligiousheritage.eu/february-2012-restoration-of-dyarbakir-surp-giragos-armenian-church-dr-f-meral-halifeoglu/ 

This is a story that made me cry — I wish I could say I don’t cry easily.

Read the whole story from the Economist here: http://www.economist.com/node/17632939  The story then goes on to talk about relations with the Syrian Christian community in southeastern Turkey, especially the conflict surrounding the Syrian monastery of Mor Gabriel, since the Armenian community that the Kurdish sheikh would like to make amends to has been practically non-existent outside Istanbul for a good century now.  Some photos of Mor Gabriel:

I keep looking for a story — because there’s definitely one there — about Syrian Christians among the refugees flowing into Turkey from Syria.  But there may not be that many, since for the most part they’ve been pretty passive in the whole conflict, nervously afraid of change as all minorities are, and maybe passively siding with the Alawite regime for fear the Sunni resistance will turn religious in ways uncomfortable for them.  And yet Homs and Hama, two of the Assad regime’s most brutalized targets, are among the largest and most ancient Christian communities in the country.  In William Dalrymple’s From the Holy Mountain: A Journey Among the Christians of the Middle East: http://www.amazon.com/From-Holy-Mountain-Journey-Christians/dp/0805061770/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1335220105&sr=8-1 he describes the Christians of Syria as the most happy, confident, open, and optimistic about their future of any of the Christian communities of the region, even those that constitute a larger percentage of their country’s population, like those of Lebanon or Egypt (on Lebanon, he has a kind of sensationalist chapter on Maronite “savagery,” which reminds me of a lot of Western journalism about Serbs, or older travel accounts of Albania, and pretty much tows the standard line that if they, Maronites, are on their way out demographically and politically, it’s their own fault.)  That optimism on Syrian Christians’ part must certainly have changed.  And if they were going to flee, it would be to their pretty numerous co-religionists in Turkey, wouldn’t it?

I always wanted to know what percentage of Arabs in southeastern Turkey were Christian and could never find any definitive information on it.  But if there were that many, they probably wouldn’t have to be fighting such an outnumbered battle to protect the property of one of their main religious centers.

Anyway, kudos to the sheikh, Demirbas, and I guess guarded kudos to AK leaders too; I think their concern for issues like this might actually be genuine; I mean Hillary talked about the Chalke seminary when she was in Turkey last and they didn’t freak out.

I have a few acquaintances who would roll their eyes at this post, irritated, along the lines of: “So many people being killed and you’re only concerned about Christians…”  No, I’m not just concerned about Christians.  But — shout out to the MESA thought police — I’m not going to waste any more time arguing my basic non-sectarian ethics either.

As a final note: the great villain here is not Assad, but his prime backer, Vladimir Putin, the last twentieth-century totalitarian dictator of the twenty-first century and a Chekist murderer and Stalinist criminal on all levels.  Be afraid of him — very afraid.  Recent NYRB article about him: http://www.nybooks.com/articles/archives/2012/apr/26/vladimirs-tale/

 

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THIS is why I started this blog

22 Apr

One of the cool things about being able to embed a You Tube video is that it eliminates the temptation for the reader to scroll down and read the garbage people write in the comments.  For example this delirious rant about Djokovic’s visit to Kosovo:

“fuck you fuck you Novak Djokovic why you need to go in kosovo go and fuck your ass kosova is not your place mother fucker why you need politics you are shitttt Novak Djokovic you dont need to go in kosovo to show your self who i am we know that you are tenis player and NO Politics you look like SLOBODAN MILOSHOVIQ AND ARKAN kosovo doesent belong to serbia kosvo is indepondent country mother fucker Novak Djokovic”

Agron669 2 weeks ago

It’s almost kind of funny, if you think of it sputtered out violently with a sort of Borat accent.  But actually people like this moron is not why I started this blog.  I started it for people in much higher places than him, who feel exactly the same way, just don’t get on You Tube to express those feelings.  And they’re probably in the majority.  And in frighteningly higher places than you think.

 

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Turkey in Europe

22 Apr

According to Stephen Kinzer, New York Times correspondent and the paper’s bureau chief in Istanbul for a good part of the nineties, the appeal of EU membership to those countries waiting for it is (or was) political, social, and economic.  “For Turkey it is also psychological,” he writes in his 2001 Crescent and Star:

“The central question facing Turks today is whether their country is ready for full democracy, but behind that question lies a more diffuse and puzzling one: who are we?  The Ottomans knew they were the servants of God and lords of a vast and uniquely diverse empire.  The true heart of their empire, however, was not Anatolia but the Balkans…  But by caprice of history the founders of the Turkish republic found themselves bereft of the Balkans and masters instead of Anatolia.  To make matters worse, through a series of twentieth-century tragedies Anatolia lost most of the Armenians, Greeks and Jews who had given it some of the same richness that made the Balkans so uniquely appealing.”

There’s a lot there I’m not sure of, like the Ottomans’ heart having been in the Balkans and their backs turned on Anatolia.  I also don’t know if “who are we?” isn’t too categorical a way to phrase the dilemma Kinzer is talking about.  Unlike Greeks, Turks know who they are; their growing willingness to accept, not only the former existence of their neighbors among them, but the plurality of their own ethnic make-up would indicate that: Albanian fraternal associations, Tatar and Circassian language classes, seem to be coming out of the woodwork of the Republic’s forced homogenization, and even the lay-low-and-keep-your-head-down Alevis have found a new courage in asserting themselves.  (Poor Republic: no sooner does it harass one minority out of its existence, another one pops up to take its place.)  That’s a process that requires confidence, whereas we remain isolated in our ignorant dream of purity — and banging our feet to prove it to the rest of the world on top of it — a ringing sign of insecurity.  As mangled as Turks’ knowledge of themselves may have become by their own nationalism, I think phenomena like nostalgia for the multiethnic or the Neo-Ottomanism that has pervaded cultural life and even motivated political life and foreign policy in Turkey recently (and I don’t think that’s a bad thing or necessarily a “threat” to anyone; we, Greeks, might want to take advantage of it actually) is an attempt to right that disfigurement, not a deep existential reorientation.  Proof might be that since Kinzer wrote his book in 2001, Turkish membership in the European Union has pretty much become a dead-in-the-water issue.  And that may be partly because, in almost head-on contrast to Kinzer’s interpretation, Turkey was looking for political and economic benefits and not for Europe to validate its psychological needs, as the Neo-Greek statelet always has since its beginnings, a craven and cringingly embarrassing pandering to the West’s classical image of what Greeks are supposed to be being the foundation of Neo-Greek identity.  However the Ottomans may have felt about the Balkans or wherever modern Turks end up with their renewed embracing of the Ottoman past, they seem to be increasingly feeling — even the old, staunchly Kemalist bourgeoisie, or at least their children — that they don’t need European validation to prove they’re part of a civilization that they’re not.  And good for them.  I wonder when we’ll get the message.

On a lighter note, it’s not often one hears the Balkans described as “so uniquely appealing.”  It’s a line I’ll have to remember.  Often when people find out I’m Greek, they launch into delirious and happy memories of the Aegean and little white houses and sparkling blue waters and then I have to watch their faces drop as I tell them: “Well, the part of Greece my family is from is really more the Balkans than the Mediterranean…  And it rains all the time.”

Landscape approaching my mother’s village, in its usual mood. (click)

But then it is often “so uniquely appealling,” to get back to the Turks and the Balkans.  The main city of the region (Epiros) is Jiannena/Yanya, a beautiful little city by a lake that always had an air of luxuriant civility about it, proof of which may be that the Greek population didn’t rush to pull down the minarets or demolish all the mosques of the city as soon as the last Turks left in the twenties.*  It’s one of those Balkan cities the Turks loved.  Here’s a winter photo of Yanya’s main cami, the Aslan Pasha Mosque, overlooking the icy lake, below. (click)

Jiannena deserves a post of its own.  I gotta dig up some 2010 notes I have.

* On the other hand, the city government and developers have done all they can since WWII, including harassment and straight-out vandalism, to expropriate the city’s large and very romantic Jewish cemetery, which unfortunately for the city’s 40 surviving Jews, sits on some prime real estate.  Last I heard they had taken the issue to the EU, which makes me very happy.  Maybe the economic slump will give them a reprieve.  More on Jiannena’s Jews in the future.

 

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“…lessons on patriotism, but not in a patriotic way…” Djokovic on Kosovo, Croats, etc.

22 Apr

 

Something we should all strive for — one more reason to love this kid.

I just knew it, though.  I knew he was southern, or from an Old Serbia/Kosovo family.  What is it exactly?  Can I dare say it’s because he looks so Albanian?  Nobody will get angry, right?  I’ve established my Serbophile credentials, haven’t I?

 

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Pfffffffffff…….gamw…..

22 Apr

“Nadal Beats Djokovic to Win Monte Carlo Final”

That’s ok.  A guy like Nole thrives on being hungry anyway…  Still Number One.

 

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Mohammad-Reza Shajarian comes to the U.S.

21 Apr

Perhaps it’s petty or arrogant of me to take it personally when artists of this stature don’t schedule a New York concert, but I do.  What are these?  “Bringing culture to the provinces” tours?  The National brings Wedekind to Bradford with Urdu supertitles and such?  I thought only Europe had (or had had) money for such lavish patronage.  I went to see Alizadeh and Kalhor at the Kennedy Center two years ago; it was well worth it, especially their transporting instrumental first set.  But I also love D.C.  Not going to Boston, sorry, one of my least favorite cities on the planet — not even for the great ustaad.  Maybe if his son Homayoun had come along…

But here’s a old video of Shajarian when he was very young:


And an interview with him that can be fond here at Tehran Bureau, the go to site for anything Iranian   He talks about his music, the poetry he loves best and, very subtly, about his not-so-passive role in Iranian events since 2009. 

And here he is in a pyrotechnic a capella duet with Homayoun, perhaps the most beautiful section for me of their last recording together Faryad (The Cry) performed a few years ago at their concert at BAM.  One can only guess at the intensity of a father-and-son relationship like theirs.  Many think Homayoun is destined to be an even greater singer than his father, but probably respect and Persian manners keep it from being said too much.  To paraphrase Virginia Woolf: ‘…this being Iran, everyone pretended not to notice.’

 

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